Kinky Lizard on Hay Menu

Welcome to Kinky Lizard on Hay, a charming café nestled in the heart of Perth's CBD. Known for its cozy atmosphere and exceptional offerings, this café is a haven for breakfast enthusiasts. The menu boasts a variety of refreshing smoothies like the Green Smoothie and decadent Mango Magic, each priced at A$9.00. For those craving a comforting milkshake, choices abound, from classic Vanilla to alluring Matcha.

Coffee lovers will be delighted with an array of expertly crafted beverages, all at A$5.00, emphasizing quality and presentation. Patrons rave about the impeccable poached eggs and remarkable coffee that keeps them coming back. The atmosphere is lively, with efficient service and a friendly vibe that enhances the dining experience.

If you’re seeking a perfect start to your day or a cozy place to work with a sweet treat, Kinky Lizard on Hay is not to be missed!

Food

• Toast and Preserves (GFO)

  Rye white or wholemeal sourdough served with jam and butter

  A$8.00

• Fruit Toast

  A rich and dense fruit loaf with tender walnuts, sultanas and dried apricot pieces

  A$9.00

• Eggs on Toast (GFO)

  Rye, white or wholemeal sourdough with two poached or fried eggs. Scrambled eggs can be added for $2. You can also add chorizo sausages, avocado, bacon, or mushrooms.

  A$14.00

• Porridge

  The restaurant's famous porridge topped with caramelised apples, ginger crumble and honey

  A$19.00

• Bircher Muesli

  Twelve hours soaked muesli topped with yoghurt and caramelised apples and honey

  A$17.00

• Avocado Toast (GFO)

  Smashed avocado, pomegranate salsa, feta and pistachio crumble on rye sourdough. You can add an egg or bacon for an additional cost.

  A$22.00

• Brekky Burger (GFO)

  Crispy bacon, 2 fried eggs, caramelised onion and cheddar in a brioche bun with hollandaise sauce

  A$19.00

• Brekky Bruschetta (GFO)

  Fresh Roma tomatoes, onion, zesty lime on garlic toast topped with danish feta and 2 poached eggs

  A$21.00

• Mushroom Bruschetta (GFO)

  Exotic mushroom medley with house-made caramelised onion on garlic toast topped with a parmesan coated poached egg

  A$21.00

• Wild Mushrooms (GFO)

  Exotic mushroom medley, house-made caramelised onion with crispy bacon and capsicum mix, topped with fried egg and creamy feta

  A$21.00

• Kinky Pancakes

  Two fluffy pancakes topped with crispy bacon, maple syrup and housemade honeycomb butter

  A$19.00

• Benedicts (GFO)

  Served on English Muffin with two poached eggs. Choose your extras below. Bacon Salmon Mushroom & Spinach Halloumi Avocado +3 Swap to Scrambled Eggs +2 Gluten Free Bread +4

  A$19.00

• Popcorn Chicken Benny

  White sourdouch topped with avocado smash, tasty fried popcorn chicken, two poached eggs and creamy hollandaise sauce

  A$23.00

• The French Benny

  Crispy bacon, 2 poached eggs & spinach served in a flakey buttery croissant with hollandaise sauce. Swap bacon to Salmon +4 Halloumi +3

  A$21.00

• Kinky Shakshuka (GFO)

  Rich house shakshuka topped with creamy feta, poached egg and splash of chilli oil Served with garlic toast

  A$19.00

• B.L.T (GFO)

  Bacon, Mixed lettuce, tomato & aioli on sourdough bread. Add fried egg or avocado

  A$15.00

• Cheeseburger

  Beef patty, pickles, tomato sauce, mustard & cheddar. Served with chips

  A$19.00

• The Big Kinky Burger

  Two beef patties, rocket, pickles, cheddar, caramelized onion & mustard mayo or aioli. Served with chips

  A$27.00

• The Works Burger

  Beef patties, rocket, cheddar, beetroot relish, caramelized onion, tomato and BBQ sauce. Served with chips

  A$20.00

Smoothies

• Green Smoothie

  Banana, green apple, spinach, ginger and coconut water

  A$9.00

• Banana Smoothie

  Banana, honey, cinnamon and coconut water

  A$9.00

• Breakfast Smoothie

  Banana, honey, blueberries, oats and almond milk

  A$9.00

• Watermelon Freeze

  Watermelon, strawberries, ice and coconut water

  A$9.00

• Mango Magic

  Mango, banana, vanilla ice cream and milk

  A$9.00

• Berry Bonanza

  Banana, mixed berries and coconut water

  A$9.00

Teas

• English Breakfast

• Earl Grey

• Lemongrass and Ginger

• Peppermint

• Green

Iced Drinks

• Ice Coffee

• Ice Chocolate

• Ice Mocha

• Ice Latte

• Ice Chai

• Affogato

• Ice Long Black

• Cold Brew

• Lemon Ice Tea

Milkshakes

• Vanilla Milkshake

• Strawberry Milkshake

• Caramel Milkshake

• Chocolate Milkshake

• Spearmint Milkshake

• Banana Milkshake

• Matcha Milkshake

Cold Pressed Juices

• Bazinga

  (Apple, lime, pineapple, pear ginger and carrot)

  A$9.00

• The Green Hulk

  (Green apple, spinach, kale and lemon)

  A$9.00

• Dr Beets

  (Beetroot, apple and celery)

  A$9.00

• Tropical

  (Pineapple, mango, passionfruit and orange)

  A$9.00

• Orange

  A$9.00

• Apple

  A$9.00

Coffee

• Long Black

  A$5.00

• Espresso

  A$5.00

• Flat White

  A$5.00

• Latte

  A$5.00

• Cappuccino

  A$5.00

• Long Macchiato

  A$5.00

• Short Macchiato

  A$5.00

• Mocha

  A$5.00

• Hot Chocolate

  (Dark, White or Chilli)

  A$5.00

• Babycino

  A$4.00

• Chai

  A$5.00

• Dirty Chai

  A$6.00

• Fresh Honey Chai (Leaves)

  A$6.00